Let’s face it, being a creative is becoming a rougher and rougher ride lately, especially if you’re a creative who grew up on the internet.

Never trust drunk men to use an elk call responsibly.

Mommy, my elbow is flat now.

I COULD HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A HUMAN RUG.

Did you know bear spray tastes like Flamin’ Hot Limon Doritos?

That time I was alone with a bunch of people who were scared of horses, and a bunch of very stupid horses.

A funny little story from my childhood.